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Printable Desk Signs
Fodder — Printable Desk Sign
Printable Desk Sign · Digital Download
$3.99 International price · USD
Choose one colour · Print, fold & tape · A4 + US Letter PDFs
The cow has no plans to eat anyone. It has simply been watching people. A small satirical desk sign about humans treating other humans as useful resources. For a coworker or friend who recognises the observation, with a knowing cow on lavender and a restrained lime accent. The sign reads: “I accept humans as fodder.
But for humans only.”
Explore printable desk signs, read the printing and assembly guide, or office humor cards for coworkers.
Format & download details
One lavender printable desk sign. After trimming, the flat sheet measures 190 × 255 mm. Front and reverse faces are 190 × 95 mm; the flat base is 190 × 50 mm, with one 15 mm joining tab. One sheet, three folds and one taped tab.
The front carries the cow and joke; the reverse carries small purple Mockivation.Space branding.
Inside your download
One eight-file ZIP: A4 and US Letter one-sided print PDFs, Start Here, Print and Fold Guide and Personal-Use Licence PDFs, quick-start text, file index and checksum manifest. Lavender edition only. Mockups and preview images are not included.
Use cardstock supported by your printer.
Fold the base underneath and tape the marked tab inside the front.
You need scissors, a ruler and double-sided tape; a glue stick is an alternative.
Triangular ends remain open.
Personal use
Print it for your own desk or give a finished sign as a personal gift. Keep the source files private. No resale or commercial reproduction. Finished design, not an editable template. For file help, email know@mockivation.space with your order number.
Related format
To send the observation on a screen, see [Fodder — Illustrated eCard](/products/fodder-illustrated-ecard).
How to print & assemble
Print one-sided at Actual size / 100%, trim the outer rectangle, crease the three fold lines and secure the marked tab with double-sided tape or a glue stick. Keep printed faces outside; the base and tab fold underneath. No duplex printing.
Print at 100% / Actual size, trim the single rectangle and crease the three dashed fold lines.
Paper & print quality
The lavender background and lime accent use printer ink.
Colours depend on paper, printer and settings; home printers do not reproduce fluorescent lime.
Check your printer's supported paper weight before using cardstock.
Digital purchases are for personal use. Download access is issued after successful payment when checkout is live; save a personal backup. For file help, email know@mockivation.space.