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Office Humor Cards
Spam
Printable Card · Digital Download
$4.99 International price · USD
Digital download · One printable card design
Junk mail. Proper recognition. A printable card for the coworker whose inbox still believes in them.
Junk mail. Proper recognition. Your last message went unanswered. The junk folder, meanwhile, has excellent things to say about you. Spam gives an unsolicited email the ceremony it apparently deserves: a violet envelope, a lime rosette and a thoroughly undeserved sense of importance.
A printable office-humor card for the coworker who takes acknowledgment where they can find it. The card reads: “A spam email is a reminder that someone considers you important.”
Print the thought for someone who recognises the situation. Add your own message and let the card start the conversation.
Browse more printable office humor cards or desk signs for the office.
Format & download details
One folded landscape card, 7 × 5 inches (177.8 × 127 mm), with a blank interior for your handwritten message. Front and reverse use the same tangerine background. The outside spread is 7 × 10 inches. Original Mockivation writing and art direction with AI-assisted concept development, rebuilt as scalable print artwork.
This is a printable digital download; paper, printing and envelopes are not supplied.
Inside your download
One 17-file ZIP: six print PDFs covering A4 and US Letter folded-card, front-only and reverse-only options; front and reverse JPG/PNG artwork at 300 PPI; additional 600 PPI PNGs; printing, cutting and folding guide, personal-use licence and print-accuracy-check PDFs; Start Here text and a checksum manifest.
Customer files contain no storefront mockups or Preview labels.
Print one side only at Actual Size / 100%, with Fit to Page and shrink options turned off.
Trim at the crop marks to a 7 × 10-inch rectangle.
Score halfway at 5 inches and fold with the artwork outside.
The reverse is intentionally rotated above the front so both sides read upright after folding.
The inside remains blank.
Read the guide before printing.
Front-only and reverse-only PDFs are optional separate panels, not extra pages for the folded layout.
Branding
The front is unbranded. The reverse reuses the approved small purple Pagkaki wordmark at its established original print scale, nominal 10 pt as supplied by the owner.
Related formats
Prefer to send the observation on a screen? Choose [Spam — Illustrated eCard](/products/spam-email-illustrated-ecard). Browse [printable office humor cards](/office-humor-cards) for more paper observations.
Personal use
Print for your own personal, non-commercial use and give the finished card privately to someone you know. Keep the ZIP and design files private. No resale, sublicensing, commercial merchandise or claiming authorship. For file help, contact know@mockivation.space with your order reference.
How to print
- Download and extract the ZIP.
- Choose the print PDF suited to your paper size.
- Print at 100% / Actual size and make a test copy before trimming or folding. Follow the supplied guide for front/reverse alignment where applicable.
Choose the folded-card PDF matching your paper.
Print size & quality
The PDFs set the exact finished dimensions and include 3 mm bleed with external trim marks and fold ticks.
PNG and JPG artwork is 2100 × 1500 pixels at 300 PPI; additional PNGs are 4200 × 3000 at 600 PPI.
Use stock supported by your printer; 200–250 gsm matte cardstock is a starting point if supported.
Colours and alignment vary with printer, ink and paper.
Make a plain-paper test and measure the supplied 1-inch accuracy square first.
Digital purchases are for personal use. Download access is issued after successful payment when checkout is live; save a personal backup. For file help, email know@mockivation.space.