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Front of the Birthday humor card with pink and green lettering and party guest illustration, shown on a fluorescent lemon-lime tabletopDigital

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Life-Failure Cards

Birthday

Printable Card · Digital Download

$9.99 International price · USD

Digital download · One printable card design

The only party you were never invited to: your birthday. A printable card for people who appreciate a little birthday absurdity.

I guess birthdays never make sense. This birthday humor card pairs pink and green lettering with a grumpy party guest illustration on a gray background.

Print the thought for someone who recognises the situation. Add your own message and let the card start the conversation.

Format & download details

A 7 × 5-inch landscape card with a matching gray reverse and a blank interior for your own message.

Inside your download
ArtworkPNG + JPG
Print filesPrintable PDFs
Guides & permissionsIncluded reference files
A4 and US Letter folded-card PDFsFront-only and back-only print PDFs300-DPI PNG and JPG front and reverse600-DPI resampled master exportsBranded printing, cutting and folding guidePrint accuracy check and personal-use licence
How to print
  1. Download and extract the ZIP.
  2. Choose the print PDF suited to your paper size.
  3. Print at 100% / Actual size and make a test copy before trimming or folding. Follow the supplied guide for front/reverse alignment where applicable.
Print size & quality

Print from the downloaded files rather than a storefront preview. Use 100% / Actual size to preserve the stated dimensions. Colours vary with paper and printer; check small lettering and alignment on a test print.

One file optionOne file or download package per purchaseThree attemptsUp to three download attempts

Digital purchases are for personal use. Download access is issued after successful payment when checkout is live; save a personal backup. For file help, email know@mockivation.space.